Sensei, which one of your students would you most like to commit double suicide with?
I’d like to commit suicide with the whole class - save them all the trouble of growing up. But for the most part, they’re all still blindly optimistic about the future. Ah, poor souls…
But as for the student who is most likely to commit a double-suicide with me, that would be Tsunetsuki-san. She copies everything I do (to show her “deep love for me; and by “deep love” I mean that she stalks me relentlessly), so in all likelihood, she’ll be hanging from the noose next to mine. At least someone in my class has been listening to me
(even if she is as crazy as a loon)
Any new year's resolution, sensei?
My New Year’s resolution is not to make any resolutions! What good are they anyway?! We all know that they’re just going to be broken within two weeks time anyway! So why even bother making one?!
But wait - here I’ve gone and made a resolution. Even though I have resolved NOT to make any resolutions, THAT in and of itself is a resolution! AHHH! I’M SO CONFUSED!!!
You are on a bank of a river with a fox, a chicken and a bag of grain.You need to get to the other side of the river taking all those three with you. The boat is only large enough to carry you and one of the things you need to take with you. You can't leave the fox alone with the chicken neither the chicken alone with the bag of grain. What do you do?
You throw the bag of grain at the fox to run it off and then you cook and eat the chicken!!! It’s going to die someday anyway so better that I end up with it than the fox! Stupid fox!!!
But wait - now I’ve gone and angered a fox spirit! And now it will call upon all its kin to come and haunt me for the rest of my days! I’ll suffer terrible fortunes and be tortured by angry spirits for as long as I live! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Stories I read growing up
Do you ever sometimes think about having someone to kiss or hug or just generally hold close to you and do romantic things with? What I'm actually saying is: do you get lonely for that type of affection?
WHY DO YOU THINK I’M SO DEPRESSED?! I’d love nothing more than to have someone to share my life/death with, but I’ve come to realize that there is no one in this world who wants to put up with such a bleak-minded, short-sighted individual such as myself! IT’S HOPELESS! FOREVER ALONE! I GIVE UP!
It would seem someone has found a creative use for my noose…
Sensei, what do you think about the song for drawing you?
Ah, that is one of the few things in life that gives me pleasure. “Tulips crushed by the wind, rain, lighting” - it describes my soul so perfectly well - a tormented and bleak situation full of darkness and storms.
Kitsu-san’s depiction of me is far more accurate than Kudou-san’s. I have no idea what is wrong with that boy…
Sensei, I want to reblog your answers, but there's not a reblog button. Can you make them into pictures so I can share?
AHHH!!!! YOU MEAN I’VE BEEN ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS AND PEOPLE CAN’T EVEN REBLOG THEM?!?!?!
Doesn’t this website come with a How-To guide? Or this you young peoples’ way of excluding us adults from this strange and bizarre modern technology of yours? I’ll have you know that in the old days I could have smacked you all with a ruler for being so disrespectful to your teacher! You’ve probably been laughing behind my back, haven’t you?!?!
(But to answer your question, yes, I will turn all these posts into rebloggable pictures…*sigh* What a fun afternoon I have in store… Not like I’m trying to make o-nigiri to eat or anything…)